“The only time my Dad ever said I might have not gotten something becau...” — Sarah Cooper Quote

“The only time my Dad ever said I might have not gotten something because of how I look was when I auditioned for Tyler Perry's 'Meet the Browns.' My dad didn't think I was 'black enough' for the show. My dad isn't the most politically correct person.”

“Trump is an amazing comedy writer without realizing it.”

“When I finally accepted a full time job, I saw that as giving up on my artistic dreams. But three years later, I wrote a blog post based on life in the corporate world, which went viral and became the basis for my first book, which allowed me to quit my job to be creatively independent once again.”

“The Cleveland Browns fans really are the greatest fans.”

“Once upon a time, kickers actually were players. Lou 'The Toe' Groza started at left tackle and played some defensive line while turning into the first straight-on place-kicking star, for the Cleveland Browns. Quarterback George Blanda led the NFL in completions once and the AFL three times while kicking field goals and extra points.”

“I would not be on the level did I not confess that I always have believed that the old Browns were a great team, one of the greatest ever organized.”