“My grandparents were in the military and so is a cousin of mine, and a...” — T. J. Oshie Quote

“My grandparents were in the military and so is a cousin of mine, and a close buddy, so when I heard the word 'hero,' it didn't really seem like what I am.”

“There's been a million times where I've gotten hit, I go to the ref and say I've gotten hit in the head. The ref just says, 'He's bigger than you.' That's the way it goes.”

“I was known as the weird guy who couldn't play basketball because I had to go to hockey practice twice a week.”

“I feel like I've got a novel in me somewhere, but that's something... I was just talking to a buddy of mine about it, who's a writer as well, and he's nearly done with his first novel, and it's taken him 11, 12 years to do it. And I can totally understand; it's a long process.”

“I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.”

“You talk to - I had a good fortune of getting to spend a lot of time with Uncle Miltie and guys like Buddy Hackett before they passed away.”