“You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was re...” — Graydon Carter Quote

“You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother's signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school.”

“In the Digital Age, recorders also tend to be oversharers, and with Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Pinterest, they can do so on a grand scale.”

“I think Americans, more so than any other culture, love second and third acts.”

“I can't change a light bulb.”

“The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.”

“When I was 15 and had the light bulb moment I wanted to be an actor, it was my sole focus and goal, and I went after it with determination.”