“Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.” — Joe E. Lewis Quote

“Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.”

“They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.”

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

“I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one.”

“I'm comfortable with my body but I don't like my bum - I think it's too big.”

“When you're winning, you're a hero. When you're losing, you're a bum... I'm as bad as the fans, believe me. If they only knew how I hate losing and what we go through to try to win.”