“I didn't ask to be a hero, but I guess I have become one in the Christ...” — Hal Lindsey Quote

“I didn't ask to be a hero, but I guess I have become one in the Christian community. So I accept it. But if I'm wrong about this, I guess I'll become a bum.”

“When the Jewish people, after nearly 2,000 years of exile, under relentless persecution, became a nation again on 14 May 1948 the 'fig tree' put forth its first leaves. Jesus said that this would indicate that He was 'at the door,' ready to return.”

“The most important sign in Matthew has to be the restoration of the Jews to the land in the rebirth of Israel.”

“I keep trying to write the crowd-pleasing slavery joke and the crowd-pleasing reparations joke, but any time you mention slavery or reparations in any detail, it seems to bum lots of people out. That's a challenge I keep putting in front of myself.”

“I'm comfortable with my body but I don't like my bum - I think it's too big.”

“I thought I was going to be a bum the rest of my life.”