“It's an unbelievably tough process. And there ain't no bums in the Hal...” — Cris Carter Quote

“It's an unbelievably tough process. And there ain't no bums in the Hall. I mean, they're putting in great players every year. The selection committee they have, I believe, is the right selection of people.”

“Bill Romanowski was one of the most feared players to play, not only because of his intensity, but because he played through the whistle and after the whistle.”

“My head coach in Minnesota, Dennis Green, loved wideouts with plenty of size.”

“Some people say the people I'm fighting are bums, but I don't see it like that.”

“APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation of coding bums.”

“In our business we don't mind if a price of a ticket goes down; our job is to get as many bums in seats as possible.”