“There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television...” — Rush Limbaugh Quote

There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.

I suppose we're not supposed to judge people.

I do not believe that Obama is smarter than anybody else. I do not believe he has cut a new path and is a politician unlike any we've ever seen regarding his intellect. I don't believe any of this hocus-pocus. I didn't believe it when they said it about Hillary, Smartest Woman in the World.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

The Republicans have bought into the idea that people hate them because they're opposed to everything.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.

You know, if you look all my stuff... If you go back to 'Saturday Night Live,' my stuff always has music, even a bunch of my comedy stuff - like in 'Shrek,' the donkey is always singing. Music is always there.

Radio in my beginning days was going into a room for four hours, playing a bunch of music, and screaming about the artists... radio now has come out of the radio, on to the net, and on to video and on stages; it's a multiplatform thing. It's nothing I expected ever to see.