“President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the w...” — Craig Kilborn Quote

“President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.”

“I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.”

“Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.”

“President Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office.”

“This resemblance became clear in the Bush the father's visits to the region. He wound up being impressed by the royal and military regimes and envied them for staying decades in their positions and embezzling the nation's money with no supervision.”

“Just look at who won the third debate between Bush and Gore. I knew Bush won, because people liked him more. People just didn't like Gore. But all the journalists thought Gore won big, he cleaned the guy's clock.”