“People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great pla...” — Vanessa Bayer Quote

“People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.”

“I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.”

“I had been on this improv team at this really great improv theater. It's called iO now. It used to be called Improv Olympic. They have showcases for Lorne Michaels and other writers and people who work at 'SNL' usually about once a year, although I don't know if it always happens.”

“A good organizer is key to anyone with a busy social life.”

“Why should I ask the wise men: Whence is my beginning? I am busy with the thought: Where will be my end?”

“It's looking like 2020 will be just as busy as 2019, but that just means we get to see all of our incredible fans again.”