“My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - som...” — Karen Duffy Quote

“My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.”

“My Mt. Rushmore of hero worship would include Ralph Waldo Emerson, Marcus Aurelius, Frank Sinatra and Barry White.”

“You become a parent when you have a baby, no matter how you get there.”

“I've had editors over the years who couldn't find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.”

“I don't have a whole lot of padding anywhere on me, but if I'm going to get hit, somewhere in the hip or the butt's going to be the place to go.”

“'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do think they have been very careful to make sure everyone is the butt of the joke for various reasons.”