“For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt...” — Charlaine Harris Quote

“For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it.”

“Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation.”

“America is obsessed with youth. We all want to look young forever, and vampires do. They are caught in their prime, if that's when they've been turned. And they'll be that way forever.”

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.”

“If people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it's conversational. That's what people are gonna do.”

“Every day growing up, I had this dream about the World Cup: I score the winning goal. In the final minute. With my butt!”

“If I don't have an ability to go the places that I have been invited to show at and to speak at and to feature my talent, well then, I am going to stay here in New York City and work my butt off.”

“It doesn't matter if we're on vacation or where we are. I'm going to work my butt off.”

“I knew that in fighting, sometimes you get your butt kicked and sometimes, you do the butt-kicking. It was always a matter of trying to learn and trying to get better.”

“I always talk about a great-fitting pair of jeans. Girls are concerned about the way their butt looks in a pair of jeans, and I think a guy having a really great-fitting pair of jeans is just as important.”