“If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.” — Pat McAfee Quote

“If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.”

“I played soccer my whole life. I'm kind of a heavier person, and whenever you kick and punt, no matter how limited an activity it is, my brain and shoulders are going to be OK because I didn't play a tough guy position, but my knees took a lot of wear and tear from the kicking.”

“I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.”

“If you buy a CD and want to put your favorite songs on one CD, you should be able to do that.”

“Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you personally, and for your family's idea of you, is something you can't buy.”

“It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.”