“I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by t...” — Julian Clary Quote

“I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books.”

“The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door.”

“I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly.”

“I coauthored my first nonfiction book by the time I was 25. I have been involved in nonfiction documentaries, newspapers, TV and internet since that time.”

“If I wash my hair in the morning, then I usually air-dry it. In warmer weather, if I walk my dog, by the time I am back in, it is usually nice and dry!”

“The music of language became extremely important to me, and obvious to me. By the time I was seven I was writing myself. I was a poet.”