“By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...” — Sarah Silverman Quote

“By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.”

“Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.”

“I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.”

“Now, my mom did not read well and she read 'True Romance' magazines, but she read with me. And she would spend 30 minutes a day, her finger going along the page, and I learned to read. Eventually, by the time I was four and a half, she could iron and I could sit there and read the 'True Romance.' And that was wonderful.”

“I'd earned over a million dollars by the time I was old enough to vote.”

“I revise a lot while I'm drafting, often going back to the beginning again and again to revise because I've changed massive things about the story. By the time I get to the end of a first draft, I've been through the beginning lots of times.”