“Wet Hot American Summer so far is a financial disappointment and money...” — David Wain Quote

“Wet Hot American Summer so far is a financial disappointment and money was lost on it. But perhaps it will find its audience in video, cable, etc, maybe over the course of years.”

“Sundance is just a great place for your work to be seen. Not much more to say about it than that.”

“I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.”

“I just don't know that we're as filled with hate as cable news leads us to believe. It's hard to hate up close.”

“Look at the Chandra Levy case. It's become a Star Chamber. The major networks, the cable networks, they're being prosecutors. They're judges and jurors and executioners. Well, c'mon, that's ridiculous. But they're doing it.”

“Cable is a great medium. It's something I respond to. I'm not doing sitcoms. People don't find me funny. That's just the way it is.”