“I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyo...” — Jerry Seinfeld Quote

“I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.”

“I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them.”

“The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.”

“I'm not calculating enough in the way I approach writing.”

“When you're calculating variations - especially long ones - it really helps to visualize the board.”

“The minute you start calculating and trying to figure out what a huge audience is going to think, you're going to fail.”