“I was a very imaginative child and I told a lot of lies. My sister use...” — Roisin Conaty Quote

“I was a very imaginative child and I told a lot of lies. My sister used to call it my Exaggerator Calculator. I liked telling a story and I knew how to polish it up.”

“I mean, I've got a face for comedy. I say that with love. It does its job.”

“Comedy is one of the few places in entertainment at present where it's good for women to be, as no one is telling you that you're too heavy or too old.”

“I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for!”

“People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future.”

“We don't design by calculator or by demographics or anything like that. We really are a group of creative, sensitive people. We have our charmed little world where we get to make things. We're really lucky.”