“I've said it before, I'm not a matchmaker, I don't call the shots. I j...” — Dustin Poirier Quote

I've said it before, I'm not a matchmaker, I don't call the shots. I just prepare and fight the guys after I sign the contract.

Destiny doesn't make mistakes.

If a champ has to take a long layoff then I think that's the only time interim titles should be introduced to the division.

I'm not really chasing rematches.

The side of town, the side of Louisiana that I grew up on, there's a lot of poverty.

Any filmmakers out there want a Welshman with sharp cheekbones and wonky teeth to play the love interest in their movie, give me a call.

I went to Catholic school in and out. I'm what you call a recovering Catholic. I have many major issues with the church.

You want to go call me whatever you want, have at it. Enjoy. Just do it online.

What we call generosity is for the most part only the vanity of giving; and we exercise it because we are more fond of that vanity than of the thing we give.

I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved comedians. I grew up watching Laurel and Hardy. That's really a long time ago. I loved Jerry Lewis. I just loved comedians.