“Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the b...” — Dick Gregory Quote

“Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.”

“We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.”

“There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.”

“It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn't stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.”

“You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.”

“Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.”

“I don't vote party lines. Never have. I vote for the best candidate.”

“You're not going to find the perfect candidate unless it's Jesus Christ.”

“Donald Trump has had political success positioning himself as a 'law-and-order' candidate.”

“Every embarrassing moment is going to be shown on the Internet, whether the candidate likes it or not. The ones that can't deal with that are going to fail.”

“The tin man vs. the straw man. The candidate with a brain but without a heart against the president with a heart but without a brain. That's how many Latin Americans are viewing the race between John Kerry and George W. Bush.”

“A Green Party candidate would be very different from a Democrat or Republican and should be heard.”