In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
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“In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.”
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“In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.”
“I have tender feelings for Nixon because everybody has warm feelings about their childhood. Actually, I didn't like the Watergate trials 'cause they interrupted 'The Munsters.'”
“I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every night. I'd listen to 'Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow... Right!' and 'Wonderfulness,' which are two of his most famous albums. Then the next night, I'd flip them over, 'cause it was the old stackable turntable.”
“I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.”
“I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?”
“Simply being a guest on David Letterman's show has been a highlight of my career. I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave's lead. I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.”
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“I don't think I would get married again; I don't know if I'm a very good candidate because of all the touring I do.”
“Ken Cuccinelli became the first Virginia major party candidate to lose a gubernatorial election when his party did not control the White House in 40 years. He lost to Democrat Terry McAuliffe, who is about as popular in Virginia as the Dallas Cowboys.”
“I'm not sure a candidate ever feels his message is getting out.”
“Every now and then, a presidential candidate surprises us with a truly human and honest moment.”
“I believe Ted Cruz is the candidate that's the answer to my prayers. A candidate whom God will use to restore the soul of America.”
“The thing about Donald Trump, he is a different candidate.”