“Wonder Woman 1984's' major action scenes all fail to deliver; her purs...” — Jason Johnson Quote

“Wonder Woman 1984's' major action scenes all fail to deliver; her pursuit of Maxwell Lord in an Egyptian caravan looks like a pre-production storyboard for the car chase scene in the 'Matrix Reloaded.'”

“Celebrities with big platforms and limited information say ridiculous things all the time and that's not worth a lot of energy.”

“Blacula' and 'Scream Blacula Scream' are best viewed back to back - not because you're going to miss some critical plot, but because you have to mentally prepare yourself for how ridiculous these movies are.”

“My parents were working class and didn't have much money, so holidays tended to be two weeks in a caravan at St. Andrews or a B&B in Blackpool.”

“Mine wasn't a lakes-and-boats kind of childhood. I grew up on a Glasgow council estate with a single mother. For our holidays, we went to Grandma and Grandad's caravan near Aberfoyle.”

“Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking.”