“I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children...” — Rand Paul Quote

“I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.”

“My first choice had always been my father. He's still my first pick. Now that the nominating process is over, tonight, I'm happy to announce that I'm going to be supporting Governor Romney.”

“If any Republican nominee wants to run on the idea that borrowing money and printing it up and sending it to foreign countries that often hate us and burn our flag and think it's a good idea, feel free to run on that issue. But it's not really popular with the people.”

“What is a coach? We are teachers. Educators. We have the same obligations as all teachers, except we probably have more influence over young people than anybody but their families. And, in a lot of cases, more than their families.”

“These are the same people who believe, in some cases, the federal government should not play any role in providing health care to our people or protecting the environment.”

“I'm one of those sad cases who've never wanted to be anything but a writer. I started writing my first novel when I was five years old. I have no idea what it was about, but I do remember spending considerable time trying to get the title right, though this had more to do with crayon colour than scansion.”