“At the same time most people were getting out of college, I was offere...” — Bobcat Goldthwait Quote

“At the same time most people were getting out of college, I was offered a buttload of cash to star in a movie. I don't think most students would have said no.”

“Which is worse - being a has-been or being the guy interviewing a has-been?”

“If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of career I have, but he changed my life.”

“When markets are rallying, cash in the portfolio is a drag on performance, returning about zero.”

“Chrysler invented rebates, I'm sorry to say. I didn't have anything to do with that. A lot of flaky deals were made in order to give the customer enough cash for a down payment.”

“What we should do, if you want to give more money to the people who are currently unemployed, just give them the money. Give them a lump sum of cash. Don't make them stay unemployed for another three months in order to get the checks.”