“I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far -...” — Linus Torvalds Quote

I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.

I get the biggest enjoyment from the random and unexpected places. Linux on cellphones or refrigerators, just because it's so not what I envisioned it. Or on supercomputers.

An individual developer like me cares about writing the new code and making it as interesting and efficient as possible. But very few people want to do the testing.

If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

I'm not sitting in my office stroking a white cat... I find it very frustrating: what benefit have I got of closing stores?

'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave us $40,000, we would remix our album using nothing but cat sounds.

I'm the disciplinarian. Nick doesn't discipline. The cat can do whatever it wants. It can scratch on the furniture. It can do whatever it wants and Nick doesn't do anything about it. So I have to yell. I'm the bad cop. He's the good cop.