“How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then ...” — Bob Uecker Quote

How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball, I think I set a terrific example of 'Don't do this' and 'Don't do that.' And that's one of the things that I'm most proud of.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

If I ever catch a ball, I'm going to the end zone.

I'm definitely scared about newspapers. The problem is nobody wants to catch a falling knife, and nobody knows where things will stabilise. The value of newspapers has dropped significantly. I think we still have more pain to be felt.

I spend as much time with my kids as any mom who stays home. I only work during the hours they're at school, but there is always the sense of trying to catch up with all their stuff and not only organize my work life but also their school lives.

If you wanna see me in full '80s glory, I did one season of 'Halt and Catch Fire.'