“I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.” — Chris Farley Quote

“I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.”

“When I got outta school, I didn't know what I was gonna do with my life. I knew I didn't have much in the grades department, and so I was very fearful. A whole lot of fear.”

“I seem to get motivated a few months at a time, and then something stressful breaks the routine, and I just fold.”

“I was brought up by four older sisters, so there's trouble right there. We are Catholic, very religious, and that sort of colors my world and my music.”

“People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.”

“I commend the parents who are sending their children to a Catholic school, because they're making a sacrifice, and they're paying twice for their child's education: They're paying the tuition, and they're paying taxes.”