“I would not describe myself as the best Catholic - I'm a bit of a cher...” — Mel Giedroyc Quote

“I would not describe myself as the best Catholic - I'm a bit of a cherry-picker. I like the community of it.”

“I had to sit down and promise the kids I would no longer have any spray tans. My husband started sending me the carrot emoji.”

“You can't hurry a loaf of bread. You have to wait for it to prove and rise.”

“I commend the parents who are sending their children to a Catholic school, because they're making a sacrifice, and they're paying twice for their child's education: They're paying the tuition, and they're paying taxes.”

“I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.'”

“I went to a Catholic girls' school before we moved to Florida when I was 15.”