“I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.” — Roseanne Barr Quote

“I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.”

“I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.”

“I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.”

“There is a giant gulf between doing something and doing nothing. And someone who makes a lolcat and uploads it - even if only to crack their friends up - has already crossed that chasm to doing something. That's the sea change, and you can see it even with the cute cats.”

“People think I love only cats and dogs. I love all animals.”

“But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.”