“Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on ...” — Matt Besser Quote

“Standups have all the talk shows, but you never see a sketch group on a talk show. Even on so-called variety shows, if you do see a sketch group or character, it's written specifically for that variety show and usually written around the host of the show or a celebrity.”

“I think it's pretty stupid to write off an entire genre of anything. It's one thing to say 'I don't like country music.' But it's pretty narrow minded to say 'All country music sucks.' Of course, that being said, all short-form improv sucks.”

“I tip like crazy. They'll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.”

“When you are a celebrity, nothing remains secret for very long.”

“Due to my love for 'Harry Potter,' I have to say my celebrity crush is Emma Watson and my Olympic crush is Gracie Gold.”