“When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipa...” — Al Franken Quote

“When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.”

“My daughter became a teacher right out of college.”

“Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He's helped me out on a couple of occasions when I've given speeches to corporations where he'd have a good... He'd give me some good information.”

“Christianity has kept itself going for centuries on hope alone, and has perpetrated all manner of naughtiness in the meantime.”

“I am one of the hardest-hitting light-middleweights they've had for centuries.”

“Paradoxically Americans are becoming both more obese and more nutrient deficient at the same time. Obese children eating processed foods are nutrient depleted and increasingly get scurvy and rickets, diseases we thought were left behind in the 19th and 20th centuries.”