“I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm...” — Gilbert Gottfried Quote

“I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.”

“With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.”

“I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.”

“The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich.”

“It was in the 20th century that national sovereignty really ruled the roost, and the E.U. was formed to cure that.”

“It is U.S. workers who lose out when employers cannot get the high-tech graduates they need to compete with foreign companies in the 21st century economy.”