“I would have been an essayist in the 18th century. Maybe I'd have had ...” — Sara Pascoe Quote

“I would have been an essayist in the 18th century. Maybe I'd have had one gag in the piece, but essentially I'd be saying something.”

“Someone who didn't do comedy might think it was awful to have someone talking about you. But I just love the attention, even if I'm not there.”

“I am very short-sighted but I don't wear my glasses as they give me a headache, so if everyone could just stand closer to me that would help.”

“It is difficult to understand the fortunes of an instrument. There was music written for the guitar until the mid-19th century. Then the instrument declined in popularity.”

“In the 21st century, we must teach and learn from our history and swear never to repeat it, but we cannot use our past to divide us, which Critical Race Theory will undoubtedly do.”

“In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen or so recessions and financial panics; oil shocks; a flu epidemic; and the resignation of a disgraced president. Yet the Dow rose from 66 to 11,497.”