“If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you ...” — Victoria Wood Quote

“If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.”

“Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.”

“People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.”

“What I needed and actually need is a discipline of tradition, which is lacking in our civilization. Discipline of tradition and the ceremony of humbleness.”

“I am going to go on with my life, and if they call me and say 'Yo, you are going to be in the Hall of Fame or you are going to be in this,' then I am going to say, 'So be it.' If I make it, I will go to the ceremony, and I'll have fun.”

“I was asked to perform at the Olympics Opening Ceremony. But I was up a tree in Borneo filming a documentary about Alfred Russel Wallace! So it couldn't be done.”