“Beatrice loves her glamorous dresses and her hair being curly or big -...” — Princess Eugenie of York Quote

“Beatrice loves her glamorous dresses and her hair being curly or big - like Mummy's - and I hate volume. I like my hair to be sort of flat. I like just throwing on a pair of jeans and generally being more understated. She is more 'Let's do the glamour.' We're chalk and cheese.”

“I so want to be able to speak another language. I love the way my friends who are half Italian and half English break from one language into another without even pausing.”

“But I listen to live recordings of things that I did back in the '70s and then how I've done things since. And there's no doubt about it: if I compare the two, it's like chalk and cheese.”

“The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a either black gay or a lesbian. Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works.”

“England is not a country of granite and marble, but of chalk, marl, and clay.”