“I've never met Charlie Sheen.” — Bill Hader Quote

“I've never met Charlie Sheen.”

“Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.”

“Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.”

“Carlos Beruff supported Charlie Crist after he left the Republican Party. Does that should like someone who is a conservative Republican?”

“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.”

“Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?”