“I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and fals...” — Karen Duffy Quote

I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

I prefer atrophy over exercise any day.

I never expected in a million years that I would have the honor to become an advocate of women's health care and education, and I'd dive on a live grenade to get this message out, so thank you for this forum.

I try to manage my time to conserve energy.

I don't have feeling in my feet to my fingertips; I also have active lesions in my bone marrow and in my eyes.

You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.

I have a wardrobe full of scarves now, just about every color under the sun. My trick is that I always cut them in two, down the middle. They're lighter, thinner, skinnier that way. And because I'm cheap, I get two scarves for the price of one.

Micropayments are great if you use them for a product or service with certain properties. It must be one where you can get away with usage-based pricing, and where there is a strong rationale for making it cheap, yet not free.

Nuclear weapons are the ideal middle-class weapons for Americans. They provide massive amounts of deterrence on the cheap.