“The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.” — Red Smith Quote

“The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.”

“It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.”

“I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.”

“I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first.”

“I hate when people have food in their mouths and they don't swallow before they talk. Like, they store it in their cheek when they talk to you. It drives me nuts.”

“Growing up in Miami, being Cuban is integrated into our culture. When we greet anyone, we give them a kiss on the cheek.”