“I think a lot of comedians are desperate to show their serious side, b...” — Kayvan Novak Quote

“I think a lot of comedians are desperate to show their serious side, but I got that off my chest early on in my career.”

“I enjoyed school until the age of 13 - I loved my teachers, my friends. Then, suddenly, you get thrown into a boys' school, and the ecosystem changed, and I wasn't sure where I fitted in. I was still always the clown, but I wasn't inspired, I guess.”

“I'm the guy that can play all the different races and get away with it.”

“Make your refrigerator or freezer like a treasure chest.”

“It's just an honor to wear the U.S.A. across your chest.”

“Sometimes you have to keep things very close to your own chest in your life, or this life.”