“Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a ...” — Nora Ephron Quote

Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted

Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful.

—Creus en l'amor? —va dir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough.

I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken.

I'm not the spring chicken anymore.

I can one-on-one, mano-a-mano, BBQ chicken, I don't care.