“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who woul...” — Eric Massa Quote

“Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”

“I never translated from my days in the Navy to being a congressman.”

“I do believe in God. That's why I'm alive.”

“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.”

“Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.”

“I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'”