“I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name...” — Chris Rock Quote

“I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.”

“I live way below my means.”

“Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.”

“AJ Styles was a model for me, Chris Hero was a model for me, and to now realize that I am becoming that some mould is humbling.”

“I'm always interested to watch Chris Leben fight. He just fights from a different place.”

“Chris Hardwick is a good man.”