“Dahvie Vanity is on our radar here at 'Have a Seat with Chris Hansen' ...” — Chris Hansen Quote

“Dahvie Vanity is on our radar here at 'Have a Seat with Chris Hansen' and I promise you I'll take a really good, hard look at it.”

“People can say: Okay, it's not the old-fashioned traditional journalism that took place in the 'Houston Chronicle' in 1975 - it's different. But that's also why newspapers are having a hard time staying relevant, you know?”

“I'm honored to be a Juggalo, I really am.”

“I don't think anyone is hiring me because I look like Chris Hemsworth.”

“I mean, I'm willing to do anything with Chris Chulack - he's one of my favorite directors I've ever worked with, and I just think he's a fantastic man, and a great creator, and a good friend.”

“Chris Byrd is a good fighter, but I put him to sleep in five, seven rounds.”