“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James...” — Brian Celio Quote

“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.”

“Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.”

“Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.”

“The traditional spokespersons for the Evangelicals, such as Chuck Colson and James Dobson, have become alarmed about this drift away from the 'Family Values' issues that they believe should be the overwhelming concerns of Evangelicals. They have expressed their displeasure in letters of protest circulated through the religious media.”

“Lyoto Machida and Chuck Liddell are both strikers, but vastly different in style.”

“Chuck Swindoll is somebody who I've read a lot over the years and have used his curriculum when I've taught Sunday school classes.”