“For such a big chunk of my comedy career, I was very into the idea of ...” — Julio Torres Quote

“For such a big chunk of my comedy career, I was very into the idea of ice and diamonds and silver.”

“At Newark airport once, this person gave me a coral stone - this very smooth orange rock that was supposed to be for creativity. I've gotten a lot of stones from people, randomly. And I've kept all of them.”

“I've always liked objects. They've been funny and stimulating to me.”

“The government is supposed to conform to our will. By taking the most important thing you have, your health and your health care, and turning that over to the government, you fundamentally shift the power, a huge chunk of it, from the people to the government. This is not the direction that we want the government to go in this nation.”

“If your reader has been given a rousing opening, he will usually then sit still for at least some exposition. But be sure to follow that chunk of telling with one or more dramatized scenes. That's much more effective than being given section after section of telling.”