“Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas c...” — Dan Jenkins Quote

“Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas.”

“At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an out-loud cringe.”

“Even as a little kid, I was fascinated by newspapers and magazines. They were my TV. I'd be the first one up to grab the morning paper, mainly to look at the sports pictures, the war pictures.”

“Miami, in many ways, is a quintessentially American city. The juxtaposition of showy wealth with dire pennilessness, the tussle of glitz and decay doesn't come any more marked than here.”

“When I graduated from college, I moved to New York and started doing improv because I read all about the early 'Saturday Night Live' guys having come through Second City and learning how to improvise, so I wanted to get immediately into that.”

“As for civil liberties, any one who is not vigilant may one day find himself living, if not in a police state, at least in a police city.”