“I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you seri...” — Jake Roberts Quote

“I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.”

“A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a Leave it to Beaver type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.”

“Every moment is an experience.”

“Our first product was Quicken, which is personal financial management on a PC. It had a tough start, and we ran some tracking surveys to understand who was using it. Half the users claimed to use it in some sort of office environment. We ignored that. I thought it was meaningless.”

“People claimed I refused to play. But that is not true and a complete lie.”

“I have never claimed to do the right kind of things and make politically correct statements.”