“I'm so absolutely pro-Denver. I wrote a fake hip-hop song about Denver...” — T. J. Miller Quote

I'm so absolutely pro-Denver. I wrote a fake hip-hop song about Denver. I've been claiming Denver. Part of the joke of the song is nobody was really claiming Denver - no rappers, no comedians.

Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering.

I'm a stand-up. I'm never worried about getting my next role. That's never distressing to me.

I actually prefer Twitter as a medium, and I also got into Periscope for a second, but I'm still trying to figure out what to do with it. I can't figure out if the only important thing about it is the live broadcast, or if it's an interesting kind of way to log what you do.

Great masters neither want nor need your worship. Your greatest gift to them and yourself is to emulate their divinity by claiming it as your own.

Organized groups claiming roots in religious ideologies have unleashed an all-pervasive fear of mob violence in many parts of the country.

Claiming your life for yourself feels like a huge deal until you do it.

The successful Idea travels from mind to mind, claiming new territory, mutating as it goes.

Other bands in Vegas hated us because we hadn't played shows and paid our dues. Publications called us out, saying we were just a put-together band, claiming we had ghostwriters. It made me so happy, the fact that everyone was hating on us so hard.