“I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, rea...” — Al Yankovic Quote

“I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.”

“What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?”

“There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.”

“State and federal laws protect whistle-blowers, those who refuse to do something illegal, and workers who file claims for workers' compensation.”

“I'm hardly Hollywood material - they're interested in youth and perfection and I lay no claims to either. It's not a place that's particularly interested in talent.”

“Dull would be the man who should merely tolerate this plan of social industry. Weak would be the position of him who should take an apologetic tone in defending it, or present its claims in a merely negative way, by exposing the evils and perils of the socialistic plan.”