“I think if I'd ever had any skeletons in the closet, they'd have been ...” — Gary Lineker Quote

“I think if I'd ever had any skeletons in the closet, they'd have been out a long time ago.”

“What you learn is that you can't please everyone all the time.”

“I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.”

“I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got this image now. There are no skeletons in my closet. What you see is what you get.”

“A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.”

“My friend, there is no end when it comes to 'Trapped In The Closet.'”