“Comics were always the lowest rung on the ladder, front of cloth at th...” — Lee Mack Quote

“Comics were always the lowest rung on the ladder, front of cloth at the Royal Variety Performance. What that means is you're only there so Take That can set up behind the curtains.”

“Telling lies is the easy bit, but telling the truth and pretending you are lying is hard.”

“The problem isn't that there's not enough women in panel games. The problem is there's not enough women in comedy in general.”

“Our former Guardsmen and Reservists stood ready to answer the call when they wore the cloth of our country, and now we can ensure they have a dignified final resting place when they answer that final call.”

“At the end of the night I just wash my face with a wash cloth, and then I'll use a toner, like witch hazel. Then I'll go in with a Neutrogena makeup wipe if I feel like I have anything left.”

“Couture has a power that ready-to-wear can never have; the attention of les petites mains as they sew; all that love and belief goes into the cloth. That's what you feel when you wear it.”